Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Randomize
