There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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