either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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