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The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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