i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize