Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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