Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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