Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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