I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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