Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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