i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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