i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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