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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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