yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Welp...herpes.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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