remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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