What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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