A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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