Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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