Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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