It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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