what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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