Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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