On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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