I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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