i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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