god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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