if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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