Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
