So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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