Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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