I love black thongs
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
only you would photoshop your dick
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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