she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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