I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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