What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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