I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.