can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.