I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the condom got lost in my hair
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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