i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
You can't motorboat a personality
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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