No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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