But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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