Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
