Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Please don't give away my fajitas
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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