i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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