i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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