I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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