Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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