When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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