Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
