And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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