Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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