Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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