Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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