Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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