sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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