just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I want to have your abortion
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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